Welcome.
Inkspill Pharmaceutical Corporation was started as a joint venture between myself and Dr. Isabella Kepler in December of 2006 as a means to commercialise the wide range of neural enhancers and other stimulants we developed and synthesised during our years in graduate research. Since then it has developed admirably, blossoming into the world's premiere manufacturer of alternative and over-the-counter preventative and recreational medicines. We are proud of what we have accomplished here with ISPC, but not as proud as we are when we hear that our products are out there in the world, changing lives and saving relationships. So go ahead—browse our catalogues, and see if you find something to make you smile. We guarantee we will, too.
– Catherine Chaton, Founder and CEO of Inkspill Pharmaceuticals.
Departments
About
- About Our CEO, Dr. Metathesis
Corporate Biography of Catherine Chaton
- Contact Us!
Buying something? Comments? Problems? We'd love to hear from you.
- Our Mission Statement
Success begins with the right empirical formula.
Customer Dedication
- Our Guarantees
Dedication to our clients' satisfaction is our top priority.
- Success Stories
Great experiences from users of ISPC products.
Products
- Product Catalogue
Check out what we've got to offer!
- Industrial Aphrodisiac, Generation 3
Relieves workplace tension in a snap.
- Food-Safe Aphrodisiac, Generation 1
Our Cupid, your Psyche.
- Me2® Parthenogenesis Inducer, Generation 2
Children you can understand.™
- Standard Home Cloning Kit, Generation 3
Because the best jobs are those you do yourself.
- Local Karyotype Patcher XXY, Generation 1
Turn the tables in bed!
- Gestational Time-Lapser, Generation 6
Finally, transgenic science at the speed of research.
- Zy-Gotcha!® (Pre-Zygotic Strengthener, Generation 1)
The Fertility Enhancer of Tomorrow.™
- AntiSomnin® Super-Stimulant, Generation 2
Sleep when you need to, not when you have to!™
Services
- Our Industrial Services
Subcontracting organic syntheses has never been so viable.
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